Fish Jokes

Since a lot of people eat fish on Fridays for Lent, I thought I would share with you some of my fish jokes.  Enjoy-Ruffles

Where do fish keep their money?  In the River Bank

Why is it easy to weigh a fish?  They got their own scales.

What kind of music do fish make?  Sole Music

Ruffles attends Giggles & Grins Clown Alley Meeting

I (Ruffles the Clown) had a wonderful time at the Clown Alley Meeting.  After the usual meeting stuff Mickey the Clown entertained us with his Useless Skills Class.  Just imagine 20 clowns sitting around making pirate hats and swords out of newspapers, reminded me of preschool but then what do you expect from a group of clowns.  We moved from making hats and swords to trying to balance a spoon on our noses.  Some clowns got it and some just didn't.  Ruffles was one of those that didn't.

Earlier in the evening Mr. Funny Bones showed us how to make a Rooster/Chicken Hat out of balloons.